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And if we lose the states we really need,

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We can do all that?

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This year, Election Day is only the HALFTIME show.

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Well, we could tie the ballots up in the courts.

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But, wait. What if it IS a landslide?

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Yeah, me either. Pre-existing condition.

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LOTS of Democrats are sure to stay home.

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You don't know much about elections, do ya?

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MILLIONS of them.

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People are VOTING.

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Not a problem.

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“I'm gonna make sure the guy with the most votes ACTUALLY wins!”

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I don't know. Can we VOTE on it?

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Losers.

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Alright. First, we've got different rules for mail-in voting in EVERY STATE.

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A bunch of busybodies trying to make sure EVERY VOTE is counted!!

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Then it's over. We’re fired.

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And whatever you do – don't let ANYONE know about ChooseDemocracy.us

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Or throw the thing into the House of Representatives!!

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So, what’ll it be guys?

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Or pressure electors to disavow their sacred pledge to honor their state’s vote!!

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Yeah! Like “Ooooh, look at ME. I care SO MUCH about democracy!”

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Just… keep distracting people.

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LOSERS!

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Still, I am worried about Election Day.

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You wanna get to work? Or do you wanna panic?

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What is ChooseDemocracy.us?

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I wanted to put air quotes around “sacred,” but I don't have any limbs.

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What else?

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we get friendly Secretaries of State NOT to certify the results!!

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WHY?? With all the polls we put out predicting a Biden landslide??

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If they vote, we lose.

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NOT a problem.

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VOTE.

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What's that?

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[EVIL LAUGHTER]

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We have a problem.